A pylon. In the middle of a park. With a fancy name and long description.

A pylon. In the middle of a park. With a fancy name and long description.

Picture taken from the car because there is no safe pedestrian access.

Picture taken from the car because there is no safe pedestrian access.

Temporary, natural feature, no fixed location...um...

Temporary, natural feature, no fixed location...um...

Got... wood?

Got... wood?

Because we really want to walk up on a crack den. Thanks but no thanks.

Because we really want to walk up on a crack den. Thanks but no thanks.

Come on people chain restaurants, gas stations and now Walmart

Come on people chain restaurants, gas stations and now Walmart

Sick and tired of these pictures. Could be anything with out signs

Sick and tired of these pictures. Could be anything with out signs

Historical!

Historical!

Talk about calling a spade a semi-automatic earth moving apparatus...

Talk about calling a spade a semi-automatic earth moving apparatus...

I found a wild one

I found a wild one

A for effort...

A for effort...

That's no cairn, nice try though.

That's no cairn, nice try though.

I think this may be the exact expression I had when this came up too.

I think this may be the exact expression I had when this came up too.

This is the most Scottish portal submission I've ever seen.

This is the most Scottish portal submission I've ever seen.

Also, it's the first portal I've submitted to this community that's getting five stars across the board.

Just look at this plant. It's YUGE. Not as big as the plants at Mar-a-Lago, but there are good plants on both sides.

Just look at this plant. It's YUGE. Not as big as the plants at Mar-a-Lago, but there are good plants on both sides.

#maga

Come on really??!!!

Come on really??!!!

Umm, thanks. I'll be sure to go grab a key so I can remove your home gate as a portal in general.

Umm, thanks. I'll be sure to go grab a key so I can remove your home gate as a portal in general.

Funny, and a little disturbing. I'm pretty sure I've never said that. Well... 🤔 at least not to my kids.

Funny, and a little disturbing. I'm pretty sure I've never said that. Well... 🤔 at least not to my kids.

One star, hahaha

One star, hahaha

Okay. It's a breezeway. So? Portal worthy?

Okay. It's a breezeway. So? Portal worthy?

There's a story here, I can tell.

There's a story here, I can tell.

No words

No words

Good ole Bako ;)

Good ole Bako ;)

3 description edits saying the portal is at the wrong location, but no location edits...

3 description edits saying the portal is at the wrong location, but no location edits...

Yes, it's a manure spreader. Historic, depends who was spreading the manure.

Yes, it's a manure spreader. Historic, depends who was spreading the manure.

Why go for a couch portal when you can have a bedroom portal in your mobile home?

Why go for a couch portal when you can have a bedroom portal in your mobile home?

errrrm?

errrrm?

More like..."You can't portal this"

More like..."You can't portal this"

Title

Title

What?...oh and its at a motel...

What?...oh and its at a motel...

And I like quality portal candidates. No couch portal for you.

And I like quality portal candidates. No couch portal for you.

K.

K.

Please let me know how this works out for you...

Please let me know how this works out for you...

Yeah.....nope.

Yeah.....nope.

This goes beyond a bad submission.

This goes beyond a bad submission.

It's great that we can now get portal edits done in OPR.

It's great that we can now get portal edits done in OPR.
Can we try and limit changes to something significant?

Y U NO DO BETTER?

Y U NO DO BETTER?

At least Shrek had one good submission.

At least Shrek had one good submission.

Since you won't be able to read the sign, it does indeed say "Shrek's Swamp" in red marker pen.

Where's the cluebat when you need it?

Where's the cluebat when you need it?